Sunday, January 4, 2009

Cosmo Debris, R.I.P.

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG WAS ONE OF THE PASSENGERS ON AN AIRPLANE THAT CRASHED IN THE CONGO ON DECEMBER 30, 2008. VERY FEW DETAILS ARE AVAILABLE EXCEPT THE FACT THAT VILLAGERS NEARBY SAW A HUGE FIREBALL IN THE SKY AT THE SAME TIME THE PLANE DISAPPEARED FROM RADAR. COSMO DEBRIS WAS A MUCH LOVED MEMBER OF THE ROCK AND ROLL BLOGGING COMMUNITY AND HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE FIELD OF ROCK TRIVIA ARE ENORMOUS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR COMMENTS BELOW.
Cosmo Debris
1986 - 2008

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! I can't believe he's gone! I loved that cranky little monkey. Are you sure he was on the plane? And just who are YOU anyways? So many questions...

Jared said...

Such an overwhelming loss. My condolences to his family. I think this plane crash needs to be investigated.

Anonymous said...

Adieu, Mon Cosmo! I heard that he was working on an expose about how The Sage uses Google and clever sound editing in his show. I think the boys at Clear Channel had something to do with this...

Bill S. said...

I have fond memories of drinking absinth with Cosmo at the Grammys last year. We all must go someday, but this is way too soon for Dr. Debris. He had so much more to do on this planet. I weep.

Kayla said...

That's sad. He was such a sweetie. He used to shop at Whole Foods all the time. The rest of the markets don't allow monkeys. I'll miss him.

foxpaws said...

Cosmo, you will be missed. Your witty retorts, your insightful insight, your rather rank smell. I felt as though we were just getting to know the 'real' Cosmo.
The world of trivial rock n' roll has one monkey sized hole where this icon once ruled with an iron paw.
"KATA TON DAIMONA EAYTOY"

Fang said...

Did he leave a last will and testament?

snapu said...

Crap! Another one bites the dust and it sucks, sucks, sucks! Why couldn't it have been Britney or Axl instead?

Mona said...

I will miss that little monkey. He was a dear friend...

Robert said...

The stinky monkey knew more about me than I know about myself. I'm sorry to see him take his final tour.

JT said...

If we all clap our hands real loud, will he come back to life?

Anonymous said...

Are you sure he did not die by too much spanking the monkey?? I would like investigated whomever had a HAND in this!!

Alia said...

Said comment noted above about spanking the monkey was mine...sorry

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Anonymous said...

Cosmo Debris - the REAL one - lives! http://www.realguidetocollege.com and http://www.cosmodebris.com
Check out his videos on YouTube, too.